When you’re dating a writer, you will always feel beautiful under their glare. Ex-lovers may have complimented you on your eyes or your strong shoulders or your breasts, but a writer who loves you will see an attraction in you that you never knew existed. They will notice your perfectly formed clavicle, describe a splotchy birthmark as heart-shaped, tell you your freckles are like constellations they want to make wishes on, and admit to wishing they could hide into the small of your back. They will unearth a world of charms you never knew you had and you will feel flawless in their eyes.

You must date a writer.